OFFICIAL TRAILERMeet the department
Meet the department
before the department
meets a lawyer.
Chief Noklew assembles the squad for lights, sirens, river patrol and a totally avoidable level of chaos.
ORIGINAL ANIMATED INTERNET SERIES
VALLEYPOLICESQUAD
Small town. Big drama.
Zero adult supervision.
ANIMATED COMEDYSTREAMING ONLINENOT A DOCUMENTARY
OFFICIAL TRAILER NOW STREAMING★THE RACCOON REQUESTED COUNSEL★DONUTS REMAIN MISSING★THE HORSE STILL HAS THE KEYS★
OFFICIAL TRAILER NOW STREAMING★THE RACCOON REQUESTED COUNSEL★DONUTS REMAIN MISSING★THE HORSE STILL HAS THE KEYS★
01 / NOW STREAMING
Watch the Mayhem
The official trailer is live. Meet the squad, crank the sirens and enjoy the chaos.
02 / PERSONNEL FILES
Meet the Squad
Names and assignments pulled directly from the official trailer. Qualifications remain under investigation.
COMMANDCHIEF OF POLICEMikey
Mikey
Noklew
Four feet of command presence, six feet of confidence, and one finger permanently raised because he has another idea.
11/10 confidence0 backup plans
PATROLOFFICERChrissy
Chrissy
Vackadoo
Always ready for winter, tactical operations and a snack break—sometimes during the same call.
3 layers100% serious
FIELD UNITOFFICERDaltin
Daltin
Vanbbwye
Fishing lures on the hat, long gun in hand, raccoon at his feet. Nobody remembers authorizing any of it.
12 lures1 raccoon
RIVER PATROLCAPTAINMikey
Mikey
Nowake
River patrol commander, inflatable-ring specialist and the Valley's foremost expert in making a wake.
1 boatMAX wake
03 / COMING NEXT
More Valley Chaos Ahead
Teases, future drops and the next disasters waiting for paperwork approval.
CASE 002
Station Exit Strategy
Everybody leaves at once. The building is somehow still safer.
COMING SOON
CASE 003
Hot Pursuit*
*Vehicle limited by manufacturer.
COMING SOON
CASE 004
Roll Call Revolt
The horse reads the policy. Nobody likes what happens next.
COMING SOON
04 / EVIDENCE LOCKER
Official Merch
Official Merch
Coming Soon
Here is the first look at upcoming Valley Police Squad shirts featuring Chief Noklew, Tank and the entire department.
PREVIEWSHIRT DROP 01
Chief Noklew Tee
Chief Noklew and his tiny patrol cruiser, printed front and center.
COMING SOON
PREVIEWSHIRT DROP 02
Tank K-9 Tee
Tank in full tactical gear, complete with sunglasses and attitude.
COMING SOON
PREVIEWSHIRT DROP 03
Full Squad Tee
The full cast, wildlife units and department chaos together on one shirt.
COMING SOONPreview artwork only. Final store details will be announced here.
ABOUT THE SERIES
The law has never been
this underprepared.
Valley Police Squad is an original animated comedy series built for internet streaming—following a tiny chief, an unpredictable patrol crew, questionable wildlife partners and a department that can turn any ordinary call into a cinematic incident.
FORMATAnimated ComedyHOMEThe InternetSTATUSNow Streaming
DISPATCH BULLETINNo email list.
No email list.
Just pure chaos.
We pulled the signup form. New drops, merch and future madness will live right here on the site.
TRAILERThe official trailer is live now.MERCHOfficial shirt previews are now on deck.NEXT DROPMore Valley insanity coming soon.
Check back soon. Somebody in this department will absolutely make another scene.