EP01
Series Premiere • 22 min
Operation
Pump & Dump
A routine complaint, one missing traffic cone, and a chief with something to prove. The Valley may never financially recover.
An original animated internet series
VALLEY POLICE SQUAD
Small town. Big drama.
Zero adult supervision.
NEW EPISODES COMING SOON★DONUTS WERE HARMED★NO PAPERWORK WAS COMPLETED★TANK IS STILL NOT CALM★
NEW EPISODES COMING SOON★DONUTS WERE HARMED★NO PAPERWORK WAS COMPLETED★TANK IS STILL NOT CALM★
01
NOW REPORTING
Latest Incidents
Every call begins with confidence, escalates without permission, and ends with somebody blaming dispatch.
Operation
EP 02COMING SOON
Speed Trap Meltdown
The Chief discovers radar. The town discovers alternate routes.
🍩
DO NOT CROSS • SAVE ONE FOR CHIEF
EP 03COMING SOON
Donut Emergency
A dozen disappear. Trust collapses. Tank knows more than he is saying.
TANKGOES TACTICALEP 04
COMING SOON
Tank Goes Tactical
The smallest officer receives the largest vest and absolutely no oversight.
02
PERSONNEL FILES
Meet the Squad
Highly trained. Deeply committed. Almost entirely unsupervised.
CLASSIFIED-ishCHIEF OF POLICE
The Chief
“I have a badge, a plan, and most of a tank of gas.”
4'6" Command presence11/10 Confidence0 Backup units
TANK
K-9 UNITTACTICAL CHIHUAHUA
Tank
Six pounds of fury. Two pounds of vest.
100% Bite0% Chill∞ Complaints
🐴EMPLOYEE OF
THE MONTH
THE MONTH
ACTING ADULT
Officer Haynes
The only officer who reads the manual. Also the only horse.
1 Actual brain4 HoovesNever Panics
03
BODY CAM-ish
Scenes From the Valley
Evidence selected by an editor who has been advised not to testify.
*Top speed may have been limited by the toy manufacturer.
EVIDENCE LOCKER / GIFT SHOP
Officially
Officially
Unofficial Merch
Badges, shirts, posters, questionable collectibles, and items the property room swears were already like that.
Merch store coming soon. The paperwork is missing.About the series
The law has never been
this underprepared.
Valley Police Squad is an original animated comedy built for the internet—following a tiny chief, his furious Chihuahua K-9, and a department that turns every ordinary small-town problem into a full-scale incident.
FORMATAnimated ComedyHOMEThe InternetSTATUSComing Soon
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